STAT

EXPRESSION OF:

0.93

Height, in fathoms

Weight, in djembes

1

Number of songs I know of that contain my first name

65

Sum of digits in phone number, incl. area code

6

Number of domains owned

5

Number of domains, in use

1998

Year first web page created

16

Photographs online of my cats

12

Total pounds of feline entities (expressed as 1 cat)

4

Minutes ahead I set my car’s clock

8

Number of colleges attended (so far)

1,789

Miles away current location is from birthplace

2

Number of college degrees, as of May 2008

1

Kinds of shampoo in shower

2

Different kinds of moisturizer used daily

45

SPF I require